–DJ Terminator X – 44  (PUBLIC ENEMY’S former Dj. Rumor has it he runs a Ostrich farm somewhere. True Story.)

–Shock-G – 47  (Digital Underground member . . . “the one who put the satin on your panties” but “never knew a hooker who could share” him.) At one point I actually thought him and Humpty Hump were two diffrent people  (???)

–JASMINE GUY!!! – 48  From A Different World and Harlem Nights.

–NENEH CHERRY!!! – 47 (Looking good in a “Buffalo Stance”.) Peep the video below

–Cam’ron – 34 (Young urban troubadour who was SHOT in BOTH ARMS during what was supposedly an attempted carjacking. He refuses to talk to the cops about it . . . because REAL PLAYAS DON’T SNITCH.) (???)

–Oscar De La Hoya – 37 (Over in the ring. But at least he proved to the world he’s not a cross-dresser. He’s got that going for him.) (???)

–CONRAD BAIN!!! – 87 (Mr. Drummond on “Diff’rent Strokes”!!!)

–Rakim – 42 (The GOD MC. Taught most of your favorite rappers how to rhyme. Unfortunately a lot of new rappers will learn how to rhyme from Gucci Mane…..Rap Fail. Peep Ra’s new album the 7th Seal on itunes.)

–DJ Muggs – 42 (Cypress Hill Dj / producer. Still the sh#t on them beats. Peep his latest release La Coka Nostra on itunes!)

–Jodie Sweetin – 28  (Stephanie on “Full House”.) 

(–She ruined her marriage because of her addiction to METH.  Her addiction was so bad . . . that her former “Full House” castmates held an intervention for her.  She released a book last year about her troubles, called “unSweetined”.) 

(–Despite . . . or maybe because of . . . her many problems, Jodie grew up HOT.  Check her out  . . .)

http://www.thecompletesheet.com/today/jodie_sweetin.htm

–Coral Smith – 31  (Reality TV star from MTV’s “The Real World:  Back to New York” and about 600 subsequent “Real World / Road Rules Challenges”.) 

–Drea de Matteo – 38  (Ruggedly sexy “Sopranos” minx who was also Joey’s sister on “Joey”.  Now she’s Angie on “Desperate Housewives”.)

–Shawn Wayans – 41  (“Scary Movie”, “White Chicks” and “Little Man” clown-ass.)

–Martin Bashir – 47  (The BITCH ASS  journalist who did the famous “Living With Michael Jackson” special . . . This punk ass creatively edited the interview to make Michael look less than favorable. That interview made Martin famous. He needs his ass kicked .”) 

–Paul Rodriguez – 55  (Comedic Latino.  Also one of that select group of lucky men and women who had the honor and the privilege of starring in “D.C. Cab”!!!  It’s tough to be a man, baby.)

–Katey “SEXY” Sagal – 56  (Peg Bundy on “Married With Children” . . . the voice of the sexy cyclops, Leela, on “Futurama”, and John’s Ritter’s SEXY widow on “8 Simple Rules”.  She also played Locke’s girlfriend, Helen, in his flashback episodes on “Lost”.)

–JEAN STAPLETON – 87  (Sexy Edith Bunker on “All in the Family”.)

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-DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. – (1929 – 1968)

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–Kobe Tai – 38 (Asiatic MATTRESS ACTRESS who’s starred in 68 fine films, including . . . “King of the Load”, “Sleeping Booty” AND “Executions on Butt Row”!!!)

–Shane McMahon – 40 (Hairless son of the WWE’s evil genius Vince McMahon. He recently left the company and cashed in all his stock. He’s had a few meetings with the UFC, but he’s not officially working for them at this point.)

–Regina King – 39 (Sandra Palmer on “24″ AND the voice of both Huey and Riley on “The Boondocks”. She was also Will Smith’s wife in “Enemy of the State”, Cuba Gooding Jr.’s wife in “Jerry Maguire” and Eddie Murphy’s wife in “Daddy Day Care”.)

(–You may also know her from “How Stella Got Her Groove Back”, “Boyz N the Hood”, “Friday”, “Legally Blonde 2″ and as Ray Charles’ mistress-slash-backup singer in “Ray”.)

–LISA LISA!!! – 43 (Lisa Lisa AND Cult Jam!!! Real name: Lisa Velez. Biggest smashes: “I Wonder If I Take You Home”, “Head to Toe”, “All Cried Out”, “Let the Beat Hit ‘Em” AND “Lost In Emotion”.)

–Mario Van Peebles – 53 (Malcolm X in “Ali” AND a Columbia University graduate, with a degree in economics. Proudest moment: Getting eaten by a rubber shark in “Jaws: The Revenge”, no doubt. WHITEY MADE HIM DO IT!! He also was in Rappin. That shit was trash but he made New Jack City so he gets a pass.)

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–RAY SIMPSON!!! - 58 (THE COP IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!) (–The original Village People cop, Victor Willis, loved the cocaine a little too much. And STILL DOES.)

http://www.officialvillagepeople.com/