–“Edge of Darkness” – Mel Gibson plays a detective who uncovers the corporate conspiracy that got his daughter killed . . . and then gets revenge on everyone involved.  Don’t you miss the days when you could enjoy a Mel Gibson movie without feeling dirty?   –“Daybreakers” – a plague … Read more

–“Tooth Fairy” – The Rock plays a hockey player who crushes a little kid’s dreams and gets sentenced to being a tooth fairy as his punishment.  Ashley Judd is The Rock’s girlfriend, Julie Andrews is his fairy boss, and Billy Crystal is the guy who hooks him up with magic … Read more

--“Sherlock Holmes” – Robert Downey Jr. plays Holmes, Jude Law is Watson and Rachel McAdams plays the woman Holmes lusts after.  It’s directed by Madonna’s husband, Guy Ritchie, who made Holmes an action hero.   –“I Sell the Dead” – A horror comedy starring “Lost’s” Dominic Monaghan as a 19th … Read more

  –“The Twilight Saga:  New Moon” – in this one Dakota Fanning joins “Twilight” stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.  Bella finds out Jacob is a sexy werewolf.  Some vampires attack Bella and then she rushes off to Italy to keep Edward from killing himself, because now he … Read more

–“Precious” – Oscar-loser Gabourey Sidibe plays a pregnant 16-year-old who’s abused at home and failing in school.  Oscar-winner Mo’Nique plays her vicious mom, and Razzie-winner Mariah Carey plays a social worker who helps her. –“Up in the Air” – George Clooney is a corporate downsizer who’s lived on the road … Read more

–“Inglourious Basterds” – A World War Two flick starring Brad Pitt as an American lieutenant who organizes a group of Jewish soldiers from his unit to seek revenge against the Nazis.  Mike Myers is also in it as a British general.  It’s directed by Quentin Tarantino and narrated by Samuel … Read more

–”Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” – Draco Malfoy is recruited by Lord Voldemort for a mission and we learn more about the dark lord’s past through a series of flashbacks. Meanwhile, Harry falls in love with Ron’s sister, Ginny Weasley . . . and Hermione seethes with jealousy after … Read more