RICKEY SMILEYS UNCLE MAKES THAT EMERGENCY 911 CALL!!
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!!

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WHACK PIKTURES PRESENTS:
"DIFFICULT STROKES" EP.1
"THE MISSING DAWG WONDER BEAR"!!!

Warning: Video contains strong language (but its worth it!!)

Man this is off the hook funny!!!! It’s gonna make a little more sense if you are into the Dallas Hip Hop scene but at the end of the day I don’t care who you are or where you come from this ish is pure comedy!!

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A note from the creators:

This is a Parody of the world famous Different Strokes we did to poke fun @ some of the people we know round here in Dallas mainly this guy named Phyrst Amendment I told Tahiti this dude is nuts but he has a big imagination and is always talking shit, being mean, being hateful, cursing people out, threating people and its funny as hell. So we based Arnold What Chu Talking Bout Willis Jackson on him. If you dont know these people it will probably make no sense.

Below is a link to the forum and website that alot of Dallas artist and musicians be on this is where Phyrst logs on and terrorize people and harrass just look for his name I promise you it’s pure insanity. We gone make this dude famous cause he’s nuts and its funny

DFW HIP HOP

Thanks In Advance
Pikahsso & Tahiti of AwkQuarius and WhackPiktures
http://www.pikahsso.com

PHOTOS OF THE NIGHT:
MEND THE HOME BENEFIT SHOW:
FT DIABOLICAL FANCY, AWKQUARIUS & MORE

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CHRIS BROWN ATTENDED SUNDAY NIGHT'S BASKETBALL GAME WITH A RIHANNA LOOK-ALIKE:

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CHRIS BROWN watched the Lakers win the NBA Championship Sunday night . . . with a RIHANNA LOOK-ALIKE by his side. This wasn’t some kind of weird P.R. stunt, though.

The woman’s name is TEYANA TAYLOR, and she’s been friends with Chris for years.

As for her look, she seems to think the similarities are a coincidence. She says, quote, “I’ve always dressed like that. I’ve always had style . . . I’ve had that Mohawk now for months.”

Hmmmmmmmmm!!

YOUNG MONEY PRESENTS: AMERICAS MOST WANTED MUSIC FESTIVAL [JULY/AUGUST]

The full list of tour dates for the “Young Money Presents: America’s Most Wanted Music Festival” were announced yesterday. It features LIL WAYNE as the headliner, and YOUNG JEEZY, SOULJA BOY TELL’EM, and DRAKE as opening acts.

The tour starts July 27th in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and ends on August 23rd in Dallas.

You can check out the full list of tour dates HERE

Drake hasn’t actually signed with a label yet, but he’s working on an upcoming album, like everyone else on the tour.

He said, quote, “I think it will be an exciting night for each city that we go to. You got two young guys that have been killing the game for a minute, so I think it will be a dope tour.”

Will you be going??

KELIS SAYS NAS LEFT HER BROKE

KELIS has filed legal papers claiming that NAS has refused to offer her spousal support, child support, or help with pregnancy-related expenses.

Nas and Kelis were married for six years, and filed for divorce on April 30th, citing the typical “irreconcilable differences.” Their first baby is due July 21st.

Last month, Nas asked a judge to deny Kelis’ request for spousal support and legal costs. And now things just keep getting uglier.

Kelis is asking the judge to order Nas to help . . . and she also specifically wants $3,500 for a nurse after the child’s birth, $20,000 for strollers, cribs, and other baby supplies . . . and for Nas to provide half of all the medical expenses after the baby is born.

She says, quote “My survival is based on his will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid.”

She also claims he’s keeping her jewelry from her, quote, “There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000.

“My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches . . . such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard.” (???)

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!!

JUDGE RULES THAT CONTROVERSIAL
LIL WAYNE MOVIE CAN BE RELEASED

On Friday, a Los Angeles Superior Court Judge upheld an April ruling against LIL WAYNE, and allowing an upcoming documentary about his life . . . called “The Carter” . . . to be released after all

Lil Wayne had asked for a permanent ban on the release of the movie, and filed a lawsuit against the film’s producers . . . technically because they reneged on a deal to give him final approval of the movie.

But the real reason is that the movie supposedly includes footage of him taking drugs(??)

According to Lil Wayne’s attorney, his, quote, “reputation and the value of his identity can be diminished . . . by association with a movie or purported authorized documentary that . . . depicts him in a negative light and/or engaged in criminal conduct.”

SIX FLAGS AMUSEMENT PARKS FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY……. END OF THE RIDE??

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The amusement park company Six Flags is seeking Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, saying it needs to reorganize and shed $1.8 billion of debt.

Mark Shapiro, the New York-based company’s chief executive officer, says the move won’t affect the operation of its 20 theme parks in the U.S., Mexico and Canada.

Six Flags says it actually had a great year in 2008. It saw 25 million visitors and posted record revenues. But executives are trying to lighten a $2.4 billion debt load that they say is unsustainable.

Saturday’s bankruptcy filing came after earlier plan to negotiate an out-of-court deal with creditors failed.

The company has three Texas parks: Six Flags Over Texas and Six Flags Hurricane Harbor, both in Arlington, between Dallas and Fort Worth, and Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio.

Sydne Purvis, communications manager at the San Antonio park, said Saturday the bankruptcy filing was having no impact.

“It’s a parent company restructuring issue and we continue to operate here,” she said.

She said regular bookings were continuing, a new show just opened at the park and a new children’s area recently was added.

“We’re having a terrific day,” she said.

AMERICA [STILL] LOVES THE HANGOVER

America loves a good comedy!!!

The Hangover is still hanging on to it’s #1 spot at the U.S. box office!!

The comedy flick grossed $10.44 million in 3,355 theaters on Friday alone, keeping it afloat at No.1 for the second Friday in a row!!

Up, the latest effort from Disney and Pixar, came in second place in Friday’s totals, showing in 3,886 venues and earning a modest $8.8 million.

Will it still be there this friday??

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