–Over the weekend, 86-year-old Serafino Alfe of Mount Prospect, Illinois was deep frying turkeys for an event at his local country club.  As he approached the fryer, he tripped on a piece of cardboard. –He knocked into the fryer, and spilled seven-and-a-half gallons of SCALDING OIL on his leg.  So … Read more

When the image of*Jesus appears on a Wal-Mart receipt or the Virgin Mary shows up on a slice of toast, the secular world howls with derision at the faithful who line up to witness these Rorschach “miracles.” But when the scrotal ultrasound of a 45-year-old patient with severe testicular pain … Read more

So I left for a flight this morning and I was all packed up and ready to go. It was a short stay in Belize so I just packed my bookbag. I arrive to the airport at 9:18 for a flight that left at 10:15. Delta didn’t let me on. … Read more

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