Scott Storch seems to have hit financial ruin, so really, what’s left for him to talk about besides his heyday, right?

Dude talked to Details magazine all about how he used to fly to Vegas on a whim and binge for two straight days on drugs and girls. Oh, and he says he slept with Kim Kardashian, who apparently didn’t have many standards back in those days.

Anyway, Storch claims at one point in the interview to have “made Wilt Chamberlain look like an angel” once, which really just makes us think he had a lot of delusions during his drug hazes, but whatever.

The ladies weren’t his only vice though. There were lots of drugs, too. “We’d be at a club and I’d decide to take everyone to Las Vegas,” he said. “Do more coke, f*ck a bunch of girls. Be up for two days and decide at 11 in the morning to go buy a Rolls-Royce. I probably bought 10 cars when I was high.” It’s amazing, with that kind of frugal lifestyle, that he managed to send his home into foreclosure.